jueves, febrero 28

Burn Notice

Creo que robarse el internet me trae buenas cosas, o mas bien el cambio de aires me tiene en una constante observacion de muchas cosas que daba por sentado...
¡¡Se abre una nueva seccion!!, si ud. amigo bloggero tendra una nueva opcion en entrenimiento hasta sus ojos. Burn Notice nace, no del buenisimo programa del FX ¡NO!, Burn Notice trae para ud. el quemon del dia, semana o mes. Ya sea para poner en leña verde, balconear o simplemente como desahogo de los corajes de aquellas situaciones, de aquellas personas que sabemos que sin su presencia el mundo seria un mejor lugar para vivir.
Esta seccion es inaugurada por mi maestra (si es que se le puede llamar asi) María Teresa Davalos o Avalos (que no merece que ni su nombre se sepa) de Mercadotecnia de Servicios. Es increible como alguien como ella es docente. Habla de las 4p´s como el nuevo hilo negro y su mentada flor de servicios como la neeeeeeetaaaaaaaaaa amigo d´il norte,es como si un psiquiatra aun recetara cocaina para la depresión, si de por si....para no hablar en terminos mercadologicos, solamente les voy a poner algunas de sus frases o afirmaciones celebres, ud. juzgue.
"Galileo Galilei dijo que la tierra era cuadrada y por eso el agua no se caia"
"La aseguradora debe llegar al siniestro del choque"
"¿Cuantas salas de cine tiene un autocine?"
"Yo nunca habia visto que le echaran almorol a las llantas cuando lavan el carro"
Pero eso no es todo, claro que no. Tiene complejo de Jose Luis Morales y a todo dice " yo lo investigue", "por que yo estuve ahí"........aaaaarrrrrhhhhggggggggg hoy fue mi ultima bilis que derrame por esa señora, de ahora en adelante tendra un bello maniqui de mirada penetrante y uno que otro comentario mordaz, claro con el debido guante blanco.
Por eso la carrera esta como esta...insisto, cualquiera...absolutamente cualquiera puede pasar la carrera como perico y unas copias. ¡¡PUTA MADRE!!

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  1. haberr como etsa eso de que galileo no dijo que la tierra es cuadrada,, oseaa yo tngo un libro q dice q efectivamente asi es! jajaja seguro la maestra tambien tiene ese libro y lo compro en tepis! jaja, mire ud no derrame bilis! riasee pero mucho! q apoco ud no dice babosadas? jajaja,, oiee y los caballos??? en que estaba?

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